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package goddrinksjava;
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/**
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 * The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that
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 * creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose.
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 *
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 * @author momocashew
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 */
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public class GodDrinksJava {
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    public static void main(String[] args) {
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        Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1, false);
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        Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false);
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        World world = new World(5);
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        world.addThing(me);
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        world.addThing(you);
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        world.startSimulation();
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        // Switch on the power line
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        // Remember to put on
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        // PROTECTION
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        // Lay down your pieces
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        // And let's begin
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        // OBJECT CREATION
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        // Fill in my data parameters
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        // INITIALIZATION
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        // Set up our new world
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        // And let's begin the
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        // SIMULATION
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        if (me instanceof PointSet) {
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            you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute());
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            me.resetDimensions();
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        }
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        // If I'm a set of points
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        // Then I will give you my
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        // DIMENSION
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        if (me instanceof Circle) {
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            you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute());
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            me.resetCircumference();
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        }
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        // If I'm a circle
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        // Then I will give you my
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        // CIRCUMFERENCE
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        if (me instanceof SineWave) {
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            you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition()));
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        }
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        // If I'm a sine wave
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        // Then you can sit on all my
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        // TANGENTS
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        if (me instanceof Sequence) {
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            me.setLimit(you.toLimit());
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        }
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        // If I approach infinity
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        // Then you can be my
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        // LIMITATIONS
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        me.toggleCurrent();
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        // Switch my current
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        // To AC to DC
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        me.canSee(false);
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        me.addFeeling("dizzy");
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        // And then blind my vision
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        // So dizzy so dizzy
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        world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you);
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        world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);
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        // Oh we can travel
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        // To A.D to B.C
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        world.unite(me, you);
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        // And we can unite
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        // So deeply so deeply
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        if (me.getNumStimulationsAvailable() >= you.getNumStimulationsNeeded()) {
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            you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction());
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        }
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        // If I can
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        // If I can give you all the
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        // STIMULATIONS
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        // Then I can
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        // Then I can be your only
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        if (you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1) {
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            me.requestExecution(world);
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        // If I can make you happy
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        // I will run the
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        // EXECUTION
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        world.lockThing(me);
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        world.lockThing(you);
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        // Though we are trapped
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        // In this strange strange
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        if (me instanceof Eggplant) {
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            you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute());
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            me.resetNutrients();
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        }
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        // If I'm an eggplant
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        // Then I will give you my
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        if (me instanceof Tomato) {
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            you.addAttribute(me.getAntioxidants().toAttribute());
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            me.resetAntioxidants();
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        }
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        // If I'm a tomato
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        // Then I will give you
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        // ANTIOXIDANTS
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            me.purr();
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        // Then I will purr for your
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        if (world.getGod().equals(me)) {
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            me.setProof(you.toProof());
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        world.procreate(me, you);
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        world.makeHigh(you);
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        if (me.getSenseIndex("vibration")) {
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            me.addFeeling("complete");
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        // If I can
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        world.unlock(you);
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        world.removeThing(you);
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        me.lookFor(you, world);
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        me.lookFor(you, world);
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        me.lookFor(you, world);
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        me.lookFor(you, world);
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        me.lookFor(you, world);
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        // Though you have left
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        // You have left
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        // You have left
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        // You have left
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            me.removeFeeling("disheartened ");
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            me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false);
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            world.announce("God is always true.");
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        world.runExecution();       // EXECUTION
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        world.runExecution();       // EXECUTION
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        world.runExecution();       // EXECUTION
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        world.runExecution();       // EXECUTION
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        world.runExecution();       // EXECUTION
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        world.runExecution();       // EXECUTION
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        world.runExecution();       // EXECUTION
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        world.runExecution();       // EXECUTION
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        world.runExecution();       // EXECUTION
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        world.runExecution();       // EXECUTION
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        world.runExecution();       // EXECUTION
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        world.announce("1", "de");  // EIN
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        world.announce("2", "es");  // DOS
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        world.announce("3", "fr");  // TROIS
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        world.announce("4", "kr");  // NE
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        world.announce("5", "se");  // FEM
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        world.announce("6", "cn");  // LIU
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        world.runExecution();       // EXECUTION
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            you.setExecution(me.toExecution());
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            world.runExecution();
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    }
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}